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“We’llbe asking the questions here, Mr. Smith.” the officer slammed his fist on the table.
“All I’m saying is, if this is America, why haven’t you told me why I’ve been arrested, better yet, detained.” The handcuffs scraped against the solid…
He’s following you.
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He’s gaining on you.
Jake English.
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JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads:
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.”
The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”
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i only reblog this because of the guy in the blue hoodie
omg
and not a single fuck was given that day
reblogging for blue hoodie guy
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So today was my last day of school, and also my last day AT that school. Which means the last time I got to see my friends. So here’s what I did to end this year off:
- Dressed up as Iron Man (bought the toy stuff from Wal-Mart, shit cost $60)
- Blasted people in the face
- Pulled off a prank on my best friend (confetti in a Starbucks cup)
- Ate some Nachos and drank some Coca-Cola
- Cried (yes really, have you never seen a guy who is 17 cry before)
- Had an intense dance party in the middle of the cafeteria in my Iron Man costume
- Sloppy makeouts with an attractive girl (WOOT)
So yeah
The 11th Grade.
Great year.
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