true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
has this been done yet or
Thomas Bangalter vs Lotus F1
my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay
well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it
do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
This is amazing.
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
