i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
it’s funny how madoka thinks her pink ribbons are too flashy like girl your hair is fucking pink
HEY KAZUO WHAT AM I NOW?
NO I’M THE XBOX ONE!
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE?
party hosting 101: replace your drinking alcohol with methyl alcohol and then watch all your guests go blind, have seizures, puke and eventually die.
this here is why bloggers can’t host parties.
what made you think i wanted my guests to have a good time
OH MY GOD xD
you are going to write me a ten page essay as to why that comment was necessary