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my name is michael d. and i have a fully fledged pbs kids internet license

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

caitlincato:

djlegz:

I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.

This guy is perfect.

kriemhild-gretchen:

it’s funny how madoka thinks her pink ribbons are too flashy like girl your hair is fucking pink

lindsaylohomo:

sir please stop feeding the teddy bears, they’re already stuffed

kahtiihma:

the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE 

BRILLIANT THANK YOU

machinationsofanenigma:

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HEY KAZUO WHAT AM I NOW?

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UHH STUPID?

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NO I’M THE XBOX ONE!

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WHATS THE DIFFERENCE?

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puffwiggly:

I can’t believe Andrew Hussie got to meet Andrew Hussie, what an incredible experience it must have been

puffwiggly:

I can’t believe Andrew Hussie got to meet Andrew Hussie, what an incredible experience it must have been

sassminsterabbey:

gigatrix:

sassminsterabbey:

weaponsandtranquility:

sassminsterabbey:

party hosting 101: replace your drinking alcohol with methyl alcohol and then watch all your guests go blind, have seizures, puke and eventually die. 

this here is why bloggers can’t host parties.

what made you think i wanted my guests to have a good time

OH MY GOD xD

you are going to write me a ten page essay as to why that comment was necessary