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gradies:

i had good grades at the beginning of the school year but everything changed when the fire nation attacked

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pizza: wrighto: time-traveling-hipster: “We’llbe asking the questions here,...

wrighto:

time-traveling-hipster:

“We’llbe asking the questions here, Mr. Smith.” the officer slammed his fist on the table.

“All I’m saying is, if this is America, why haven’t you told me why I’ve been arrested, better yet, detained.” The handcuffs scraped against the solid…

If you ever feel like a failure, remember this:

yonkobe:

You’re not Karl Pilkington

vgly:

dumbfuckery:

I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
 

omg

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gamtavsexual: He’s following you.About 30 feet back.He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.He’s gaining on you.Jake English.

gamtavsexual:

He’s following you.
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He’s gaining on you.
Jake English.

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nepetaquest:

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

eridanamporass:

u cant spell mspaintadventures without pain

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ryannxp: JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day The text reads:  “First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.”The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

ryannxp:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads: 

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.”

The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

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nobodyfuckswithmrshudson: thesebmoran: unconsciouslycarcino: tigersinlondon: ponthion: glasmond: OH MY GOD this this just happened omg FUCJING HELL. HEJKLP

nobodyfuckswithmrshudson:

thesebmoran:

unconsciouslycarcino:

tigersinlondon:

ponthion:

glasmond:

OH MY GOD

this

this just happened

omg

FUCJING HELL.

HEJKLP

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band-c0re: marsarmy: aust1n-carlile: i only reblog this because of the guy in the blue hoodie omg and not a single fuck was given that day reblogging for blue hoodie guy

band-c0re:

marsarmy:

aust1n-carlile:

i only reblog this because of the guy in the blue hoodie

omg

and not a single fuck was given that day

reblogging for blue hoodie guy

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May 31st - Last Day of School

So today was my last day of school, and also my last day AT that school. Which means the last time I got to see my friends. So here’s what I did to end this year off:

  1. Dressed up as Iron Man (bought the toy stuff from Wal-Mart, shit cost $60)
  2. Blasted people in the face
  3. Pulled off a prank on my best friend (confetti in a Starbucks cup)
  4. Ate some Nachos and drank some Coca-Cola
  5. Cried (yes really, have you never seen a guy who is 17 cry before)
  6. Had an intense dance party in the middle of the cafeteria in my Iron Man costume
  7. Sloppy makeouts with an attractive girl (WOOT)

So yeah

The 11th Grade.

Great year.

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