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handsomedorothy: microsoft should rename the xbox one the Xbox 180 because of the fucking back...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:14:55 -0700

handsomedorothy:

microsoft should rename the xbox one the Xbox 180 because of the fucking back track they just had to do

inkaoopa: gemiblu: tangobullets: Well aren’t you fuckin...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:14:40 -0700

inkaoopa:

gemiblu:

tangobullets:

Well aren’t you fuckin special.

Not special enough bitch

I CANT BREATHE, POOPSY PETS

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:14:14 -0700

Mulan alternative ending

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:13:41 -0700

Mulan alternative ending

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:13:23 -0700

johnfreakingegbert: thefollower22: johnfreakingegbert: Fooooooooood waterrrrrrrrr aaaaaatmospher...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:13:06 -0700

johnfreakingegbert:

thefollower22:

johnfreakingegbert:

Fooooooooood

waterrrrrrrrr

aaaaaatmosphere

das-nawt-bene: theywillliveagaininfreedom: Stop. This makes...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:12:58 -0700

because bow ties totally didn't exist before doctor who nope

wow how dare people watch a film for an actor

u can't wear these shirts because ur not a true fan

highlighting a well-known quote from a book is totes grounds for telling people to kill them selves

how dare people blog about things that i don't like??

can u not

didn't u know? u have to be in the fandom if u like thing

my thing! mine! what do u mean it's for the general public to enjoy?

das-nawt-bene:

theywillliveagaininfreedom:

Stop.

This makes me so fucking sick. I still don’t understand why ‘fandom bloggers’ feel the need to hate on hipsters. They post pretty things and at least they don’t spam the same person for an hour. Shut the fuck up and get over it.

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:11:57 -0700

okcgoldmine: via illusion-o. a man of many collections

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:47:24 -0700

okcgoldmine:

via illusion-o. a man of many collections

(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:43:28 -0700

(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)

Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”

Gay Man: “Excuse me?”

Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”

Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”

Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”

(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)

Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”

(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)

Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”

Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”

Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”

(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

“Straight from the fridge, man!”

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:31:47 -0700

“Straight from the fridge, man!”

the-sarcastic-robot: a-naive-british-love-affair: Have you...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:31:32 -0700

the-sarcastic-robot:

a-naive-british-love-affair:

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did

That is the most metal looking cupcake ever

itoilsswords: shutupaubrey: someone’s job is to sit there and write clean lyrics to raunchy songs...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:30:07 -0700

itoilsswords:

shutupaubrey:

someone’s job is to sit there and write clean lyrics to raunchy songs for kidz bop

walk up in the club like what up i got a big heart

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:30:01 -0700

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:29:47 -0700

loliconprince: 2 all of my HATERS………….

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:29:32 -0700

loliconprince:

2 all of my HATERS………….

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:29:25 -0700

pokemon-personalities: Animal Crossing: Someone Built Their House In Your Flower Garden, New Leaf...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:27:45 -0700

pokemon-personalities:

Animal Crossing: Someone Built Their House In Your Flower Garden, New Leaf (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

omocat: sh sh shshshshs — full comic here

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:27:26 -0700

omocat:

sh sh shshshshs

—

full comic here

rpgmaker: thatbatterisaspy: hairandbeardkommando: punks not...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:01:41 -0700

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead